My Tweets

Sorkin: We get it! You're wordy. Move along. #Oscars — 6 years 38 weeks ago
And the award for best f-bomb goes to Melissa Leo! #Oscars — 6 years 38 weeks ago
I'm only about 25 mins in at this point, but is Franco high? #Oscars — 6 years 38 weeks ago
Watching the #Oscars on a recording delay. My comments will be slightly behind the times. — 6 years 38 weeks ago
RT @BorowitzReport: #Oscars Fact: No matter who wins Best Picture, the Winklevoss twins will sue them. — 6 years 38 weeks ago
A lesson I hope to teach my 2 year-old: A high-five is not the same thing as a headbutt to the crotch. — 6 years 39 weeks ago
Working my way through The Hunger Games after finishing A Game of Thrones. #fridayreads — 6 years 39 weeks ago
RT @NathanFillion: I'm proud my coat is brown. — 6 years 39 weeks ago
Not doing an Oscar party this year, but the wife still wants to make nominee-themed food. My suggestion for Inception: Turducken! #oscars — 6 years 39 weeks ago
@hwinkler4real But if the Miracle Whip starts to follow you, it's time to log off and have a lie down. — 6 years 39 weeks ago