My Tweets

RT @AlanBaxter: RT @thecreativepenn: Free Kindle This November? http://dld.bz/QbQT6 years 38 weeks ago
Hey everybody! Betcha didn't know it's Tailgate Chris Day! You missed your window, though. I'm safe at home and I'm not coming out! — 6 years 38 weeks ago
Working on a new novel tonight. The first chapter is always the hardest. — 6 years 38 weeks ago
Eating an Oreo baked into a chocolate chip cookie while listening to the Inception score. If this is a dream, just keep that top spinning! — 6 years 38 weeks ago
Thank goodness the #Oscars are over so that Franco can finally start drinking! — 6 years 38 weeks ago
Rick Baker! And he's still rocking the ponytail! Yeah! #Oscars — 6 years 38 weeks ago
Did McConaughey have his way with Scarlett Johansen backstage? What happened to her hair? #oscars — 6 years 38 weeks ago
RT @LaurieAbkemeier: My 9yo daughter thinks Star Wars should be nominated for Best Original Score every year. (No argument here.) #oscars — 6 years 38 weeks ago
I hope Christian Bale's beard starts a trend. #oscars — 6 years 38 weeks ago
Franco in drag. Now I know for sure he's high. Or maybe I am... #oscars — 6 years 38 weeks ago