My Tweets

Ducks, apparently, work mostly for tips. #ThingsILearnedToday — 6 years 25 weeks ago
It's official: my laptop is a hateful, evil thing worthy of only scorn. Feel free to point at it and laugh. — 6 years 26 weeks ago
Watching "Tales From #Earthsea". It's an incoherent mess, which is a shame, given the excellent source material. — 6 years 26 weeks ago
Last #BigLove ever! Personally, I'm hoping it ends with onion rings! — 6 years 26 weeks ago
Li'l Kim Jong Il #celebrityhybrids — 6 years 27 weeks ago
Virginia Wolf Blitzer #celebrityhybrids — 6 years 27 weeks ago
Rahm Emmanuel Lewis (again, the wife!) #celebrityhybrids — 6 years 27 weeks ago
RT @TaylaStJames: Judd Nelson Mandela #CelebrityHybrids — 6 years 27 weeks ago
Bruce Lee Majors #celebrityhybrids — 6 years 27 weeks ago
Philip K. Dick Van Dyke #celebrityhybrids — 6 years 27 weeks ago