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This is the fortune cookie I got this evening. I find it oddly reassuring: years 36 weeks ago
@Allison_Brennan Thanks, Allison! — 6 years 37 weeks ago
Just had my short story, "Origin Story" shortlisted for the Night Terrors II anthology from Blood Bound Books! Final decision coming in July — 6 years 37 weeks ago
RT @OneBuckHorror: So far, this is the "Al Capone's Vault" of Apocalypses. — 6 years 39 weeks ago
WWSKD? - What Would Sam Kinison Do? — 6 years 40 weeks ago
"That happened, and we all let it happen." - Peter Griffin — 6 years 40 weeks ago
Check out my new #horror #ebook, The Night Runner, over on Amazon. Only 99 cents! years 40 weeks ago
RT @TheGurglingCod I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. -- Mark Twain — 6 years 42 weeks ago
How long before Trump claims credit for this one? #OsamaBinLaden — 6 years 42 weeks ago
Because my inner geek likes to rock: years 43 weeks ago